In need of a new excuse? Teacher growing tired of “the dog ate my homework”? The Ultimate Excuse Generator is here to help!
How about trying ‘I was late for school because an evil robotic scout leader bowed deeply and then was violently sick in my pocket’? Or ‘I didn’t make my bed because a hula-hooping spudwrangler landed using a jetpack and wanted a selfie’?
This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate over 60 million excellent excuses for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, The Ultimate Excuse Generator will ensure you’ll always have the right answer for anything!
Excellent tween / teen present alert.
Spiral bound. 80 pages. Hardback.
The Ultimate Insult Generator is also available on this site.
Delivery Update 23 July 2021
Please note the following temporary amendment to our Standard UK Delivery terms below.
Due to limited staff availability any orders received after 5pm on 23 July 2021 will not be dispatched until 03 August 2021. If you have any queries or concerns please get in touch via our contact form. Apologies for any inconvenience caused.
Standard UK Delivery
Our Standard UK delivery charge is £2.99. All in-stock orders will be dispatched within 2 working days and orders are fulfilled Monday – Friday (not including bank holidays).
Royal Mail and other courier services are experiencing very high volumes at present. Delivery lead time is normally 2 - 3 days, but please allow up to 7 working days for your order to arrive, especially during the busiest periods.
If your product hasn't arrived after 7 working days please get in touch and we will investigate.
Exceptions
Please note there are exceptions to our Standard Delivery terms applying to the farthest reaches of the UK, being the offshore Islands, Scottish Highlands, and Northern Ireland.
We currently do not ship to addresses outside the UK.
BFPO
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